To all the guys telling you how you should dress:
Eat. My. Fucking. Shit. Me being such kind and generous person I am, I just want to make sure you’re getting your daily intake of all the shit you eat up so you can keep spilling shit out of your mouth towards other people by telling them how they should dress. Because when you talk to me and tell me how i should dress to impress you, you just sound like you’re full of shit. The shit out of your ass probably makes more sense than what’s coming out of your mouth.